Squeezed on October 6th, 2014

M

Me: don’t worry boy, you can outrun them.
Michelle: what are you doing?
Me: Just talking to Jango about robots.

Squeezed on August 26th, 2014

M

Michelle: I love Christmas.
Mike: No, sane people love Christmas. You replace your blood with it.
Michelle: CHRISTMAS BLOOD!

Squeezed on June 26th, 2014

M

I feel like, even if you can’t directly enjoy bacon, you should be able to enjoy someone else’s enjoyment of bacon, or at least accept the enjoyment of bacon as a concept. Of course, the whole inability to accept other people’s happinesses is a completely different topic and a very large part of what’s wrong with many people.

Squeezed on June 21st, 2014

T

“By the way, thanks for not being dead today.” – Random quote from Legends of Chima.

T

Reading over old fsb entries is making me laugh so hard it’s causing me a migraine.

Squeezed on January 9th, 2014

M

If a vegetarian eats a venus fly trap, are they still a vegetarian?

Squeezed on December 21st, 2013

T

Scottish Cream, because screw you Irish!

Squeezed on December 18th, 2013

M

Would large pre-baked sheets of gingerbread be a suitable material for a laser cutter?

Squeezed on December 6th, 2013

M

In a braindead moment, I couldn’t think of the word “sons”, and instead described male offspring as “boy daughters”.

Squeezed on November 9th, 2013

T

Overheard in Winners. “If she were nice to me I would have bought a gift for her dog as well as her.”

T

Reed and I got onto talking about the movie Idiocracy, which lead to Brawndo having what plants crave. I have decided I need to grow a plant by only feeding it Gatorade because it has electrolytes.

Squeezed on October 26th, 2013

T

Random quote from Scooby-Doo. “Instead of a story can I just blow things up?”

Squeezed on October 4th, 2013

M

The existence of orbit gremlins is still widely disputed among Gremlinologists.

Squeezed on September 4th, 2013

M

Dice only have 6 sides you need to proofread, and only one character per side usually. So I mean, it’s like proofreading one word.

Squeezed on August 26th, 2013

M

Drywall Origami: It’s a thing, now.

Squeezed on August 24th, 2013

R

I want my Mai Tais to have significantly more alcohol in them than your average baby contains.

Squeezed on August 23rd, 2013

M

Somewhere there’s a crossover event where Man-Bat and Man-Spider are merged into OH MY GOD IS THAT A GIANT SPIDER FLYING AT ME?!-Man

Squeezed on August 7th, 2013

M

Also, prior to 1943, no one talked about boobs.

M

Mike: so in 2001, Texas was 100% gay.
Reed: lol, I’m sure they would be happy to hear that

(Referring to the fact that there’s an estimated 21 million homosexuals in America, which was coincidentally the population of Texas in 2001)

Squeezed on July 31st, 2013

M

Is it possible to be too horny? I suppose if it impairs your ability to do you job or drive safely. If you end up homeless with a broken femur, you may be too horny.

M

Wait, you had a sword the whole damn time? What was the point of the Ocean Liner club, then?

Squeezed on July 3rd, 2013

R

The only known natural enemy of the puppy is physics.

Squeezed on June 26th, 2013

M

Dear Fly-on-the-wall-near-me. I’m going to punch a fly-sized hole in the Drywall if you don’t stop crawling around and buzzing.

Squeezed on June 17th, 2013

M

I’m going to keep a zip-lock bag of used cigarette butts in my car; when I see someone chuck a used one out of their car window, I’ll pull up beside them and chuck one right back in.

Squeezed on June 4th, 2013

T

Justin:  it will never cease to amaze me how games about thinking and attention to detail, will attract people with neither of those traits.